- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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