how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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