Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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