- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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