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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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