Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Knock Knock. Come in.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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