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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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