A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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