A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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