whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

steven hawking walks into a bar

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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