- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How high is the sky? True or False

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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