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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

wanna here a joke? you.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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