I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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