Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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