- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Ken wins!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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