We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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