- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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