- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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