- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

guess what what that wasnt it

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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