- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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