- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How did the black person die? Of old age

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

did you stub your toe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

knock knock There's no door

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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