So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Netflix and chill

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Y u do dis?

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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