To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Gay republicans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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