A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Dyslexia ruels!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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