Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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