- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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