Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Can anyone Lenin money?

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

I am very humble.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

every knight i see an owl at window

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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