- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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