- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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