- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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