What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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you gay?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Women's Rights

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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