- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock knock Come in

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Rush Limbaugh

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Ian's mind Elevator music

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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