What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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