A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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you gay?

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Women's Rights

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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