- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

2 + 2 = fish

Neil Lewis

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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