An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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