- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.