- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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