- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Robin, get in the batmobile

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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