- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What? Huh?

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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