- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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