did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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http://www.com/

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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