- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why? Why not?

AIDS.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

what goes boo a sock

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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