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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Wolfjob.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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