- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

You know whats funny Aids

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.