- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

i hate black people

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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