A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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