- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Asians

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

your mom

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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