- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

i killed my family

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Gay republicans

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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