- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

XD Jackass.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

roak

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Guess what? Bananas

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