- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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