Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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tim has no humor

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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