An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Faithful men.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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James Patrick Campbell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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