- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Soccer...

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why? Why Not?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??