- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Your gay

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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