- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

im @ work, LOL.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Im gay What about you

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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