- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A dyslexic blind man

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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