- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

John Cena for president

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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