- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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