what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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