whats worse than a kane nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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How's the weather? Good.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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