- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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