Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Do the roar!

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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