Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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