- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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