What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Buzi vagy!

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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