- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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