- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Women's rights

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Women's rights...

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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