I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

what is the color of a burp burple

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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