Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Latvia isn't a joke

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A Sloth runs...

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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