Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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FUCK YOU

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Your mom

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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