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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

haha black people :D

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Long joke Your such a downey

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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