- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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