Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Yo mama so fat.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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