A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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PENIS

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Justin Beiber

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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