- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

WILLY

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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