- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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