Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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