Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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