- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A muslim paints Mohammed

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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